Church leaders are citing a recent discovery of a monolith in southern Utah as proof Nephites not only had chariots with wheels, but also had Telsa Cybertruck technology.
Church archeologists closely inspected the monolith using special glasses. At that time it became obvious that the monolith is actually a fender that fell off a Cybertruck. Church authorities explained this happened when the Nephites were exploring the St. George, Utah area around 100 BC, most likely hunting for Lamanite women, Cockatrice eggs, or Gadianton robbers. Experts in Salt Lake City proclaimed this could be the most significant historical find since Mark Hoffman discovered the White Salamander document.
When asked about this, Elon Musk could neither confirm or deny claims that Cybertruck technology was actually first invented by Nephites.
Posted by coventryrm on Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Seems to me the only difference between ISIS and Nephi is whether or not you actually believe God is (or was) talking to these individuals.
4:12And it came to pass that the Spirit said unto me again: Slay him, for the Lord hath delivered him into thy hands;
4:13 Behold the Lord slayeth the wicked to bring forth his righteous purposes. It is better that one man should perish than that a nation should dwindle and perish in unbelief.
4:14 And now, when I, Nephi, had heard these words, I remembered the words of the Lord which he spake unto me in the wilderness, saying that: Inasmuch as thy seed shall keep my commandments, they shall prosper in the land of promise.
4:15 Yea, and I also thought that they could not keep the commandments of the Lord according to the law of Moses, save they should have the law.
4:16 And I also knew that the law was engraven upon the plates of brass.
4:17 And again, I knew that the Lord had delivered Laban into my hands for this cause — that I might obtain the records according to his commandments.
4:18 Therefore I did obey the voice of the Spirit, and took Laban by the hair of the head, and I smote off his head with his own sword.
Just like Black people, the Mormon leaders will eventually realize there’s a huge upside to allowing women to hold the priesthood, but because of the hardness of their hearts, it will take the Mormon leaders about 20 or 30 years longer than the rest of the world to receive this revelation…
She just guaranteed a huge amount of free publicity for these shirts and will drive up the demand for these shirts that nobody would have paid attention to otherwise.
I’ve never tried pot myself, but living in Colorado, I think I would try marijuana if I had some form of cancer.
By the way, for those of you that live in states where marijuana is illegal, the side effects of legalizing pot seem to be increased tax revenues and lower drug related crime rates…
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