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Proof Nephites had Cybertrucks

Posted by skiutah on Wednesday, November 25, 2020

Church leaders are citing a recent discovery of a monolith in southern Utah as proof Nephites not only had chariots with wheels, but also had Telsa Cybertruck technology.

Church archeologists closely inspected the monolith using special glasses. At that time it became obvious that the monolith is actually a fender that fell off a Cybertruck. Church authorities explained this happened when the Nephites were exploring the St. George, Utah area around 100 BC, most likely hunting for Lamanite women, Cockatrice eggs, or Gadianton robbers. Experts in Salt Lake City proclaimed this could be the most significant historical find since Mark Hoffman discovered the White Salamander document.

When asked about this, Elon Musk could neither confirm or deny claims that Cybertruck technology was actually first invented by Nephites.


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100 Billion!

Posted by coventryrm on Sunday, December 22, 2019



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Joseph Smith’s Wives

Posted by skiutah on Friday, November 28, 2014


LDS polygamy clarification note: Plural Marriage Explained

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Nephi – ISIS What is the difference?

Posted by coventryrm on Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Seems to me the only difference between ISIS and Nephi is whether or not you actually believe God is (or was) talking to these individuals.

4:12 And it came to pass that the Spirit said unto me again: Slay him, for the Lord hath delivered him into thy hands;

4:13 Behold the Lord slayeth the wicked to bring forth his righteous purposes. It is better that one man should perish than that a nation should dwindle and perish in unbelief.
4:14 And now, when I, Nephi, had heard these words, I remembered the words of the Lord which he spake unto me in the wilderness, saying that: Inasmuch as thy seed shall keep my commandments, they shall prosper in the land of promise.
4:15 Yea, and I also thought that they could not keep the commandments of the Lord according to the law of Moses, save they should have the law.
4:16 And I also knew that the law was engraven upon the plates of brass.
4:17 And again, I knew that the Lord had delivered Laban into my hands for this cause — that I might obtain the records according to his commandments.
4:18 Therefore I did obey the voice of the Spirit, and took Laban by the hair of the head, and I smote off his head with his own sword.

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LDS Church Clarifies Several Doctrines

Posted by skiutah on Wednesday, July 16, 2014


Links to the LDS church website articles:

Becoming like God: As God is man may become…

Book of Mormon DNA: BOM DNA

Blacks and priesthood: Race and priesthood

Book of Abraham: BOA clarification

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Ordain Mormon Women

Posted by skiutah on Monday, June 23, 2014

This woman is about 20 or 30 years too early in her quest to hold the Mormon priesthood: Mormon woman facing excommuncation

Just like Black people, the Mormon leaders will eventually realize there‚Äôs a huge upside to allowing women to hold the priesthood, but because of the hardness of their hearts, it will take the Mormon leaders about 20 or 30 years longer than the rest of the world to receive this revelation…

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Why You Can’t Debate Creationists

Posted by skiutah on Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Here’s an interesting story about a guy trying to debate evolution versus intelligent design:
My debate with an intelligent design theorist

People will believe what they believe provides them an answer they can understand.

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Utah Mom Buys All of Store’s Porn Shirt Inventory

Posted by skiutah on Wednesday, February 19, 2014

This Utah woman bought all of a store’s shirts that had a picture of a scantily clad woman on the front: Utah woman buys porn shirts

Here’s the shirt: Nicole Heartbreaker T-shirt

She just guaranteed a huge amount of free publicity for these shirts and will drive up the demand for these shirts that nobody would have paid attention to otherwise.

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Group Unveils Satan Statue Design for OK

Posted by skiutah on Monday, January 13, 2014

A religious group wants to put a statue of Satan at the Oklahoma state capital: Satan statue going to Oklahoma

Person A: My religion is correct, yours is wrong.
Person B: No, my religion is correct, yours is wrong.

The logical answer is that they’re all wrong. Humans have been arguing (and killing) like this for thousands and thousands of years…

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Medical Studies Show Marijuana Cures Cancer

Posted by skiutah on Monday, November 25, 2013

Here’s an article that documents many medical studies that show marijuana helps cure cancer: Studies that show marijuana cures cancer

I’ve never tried pot myself, but living in Colorado, I think I would try marijuana if I had some form of cancer.

By the way, for those of you that live in states where marijuana is illegal, the side effects of legalizing pot seem to be increased tax revenues and lower drug related crime rates…

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