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Archive for September, 2008


Posted by skiutah on Friday, September 26, 2008

This looks like it could be an interesting flick:

Bill Maher in Religulous trailer

It’s being billed as an “uproarious nonfiction film about the greatest fiction ever told.”

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Gay Marriage Excommunication

Posted by skiutah on Friday, September 26, 2008

This poor fellow had the mishap of not agreeing with the LDS brethren on a topic:

Mormon Man with Opinion Excommunicated

Spencer W. Kimball ended the Mormon racist policies in 1978. It would be interesting if Thomas S. Monson would step up and put an end to the homophobic policies in the church.

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Book of Mormon Archaeological Forum

Posted by skiutah on Wednesday, September 17, 2008

These guys must not have gotten the memo from LDS headquarters that the Indian DNA isn’t Israeli and that the native Americans actually migrated from Asia:

Book of Mormon Archaelogical Forum 2008

For reference, here’s the memo from the brethren: “After thousands of years, all were destroyed except the Lamanites, and they are among the ancestors of the American Indians…”

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Baptismal Font Water to be Replaced with Salt Brine

Posted by skiutah on Monday, September 1, 2008

Here’s a link to a penetrating talk by a Mormon apostle who is inspired by God: The LDS Pickle Parable

He uses a lot of phallus symbolism. In this story about “the pickle”, he states that he loves to “eat his work” and “did wax stronger and stronger in their humility, and firmer and firmer…”

Don’t they have somebody vet these talks before they give them?

Mormon Pickle Parable

Mormon Pickle Parable

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