Three Nephites Skulls Mailed to BYU

Church leaders in Salt Lake City have gravely confirmed that the three Nephites’ skulls have been mailed to BYU: Three Nephites’ Skulls Located

The three Nephites were supposed to be immortal, but evidently have met their demise. BYU police hope that the return address on the package will help locate the perpetrator:

Elder Connor MacLeod
666 Clan Court
Highlander Square, Montana

Brigham Young University police only have one other lead, there was a mysterious note attached to the ancient decapitated heads stating: “There can only be one, and who wants to live forever? p.s. John, you’re next.”