Mormon Wedding Superior to Royal Wedding
Posted by skiutah on Friday, April 29, 2011
Sorry England, sadly, Prince William and Princess Catherine’s royal wedding is not for time and eternity. It is only until death do they part. If they had participated in a Mormon wedding, they could have been married for time and eternity. On behalf of everybody in Utah, we express our condolences to the royal “for time only” family, as the Lord views this marriage as only earthly, not heavenly.
Tip: Avoid Mormon missionaries at all costs in this life. This makes you automatically eligible for Mormon baptism and Mormon eternity weddings in the next life. Note: There’s a “dead for one year” waiting period to get on the necro-nuptials list.