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Utah Leaders Applaud Pedophile

Posted by skiutah on Friday, March 12, 2010

1890 Utah marriage definition: One man, one woman, one woman, one woman, …
2010 Utah marriage definition: One man, one woman, and a naked teenager in the hot tub…

Utah House Majority Leader Kevin Garn confesses to hot-tubbing naked with a 15 year old girl; receives standing ovation from the Utah Legislature: http://www.sltrib.com/News/ci_14660754

Maybe the republican dominated chamber was applauding that at least it was a human female this time? This charismatic married Mormon leader, chasing after a 15 year old girl, perhaps an angel with a sword made him do it? And this is from the same culture that considers you a sinner for drinking coffee.

Garn paid the girl $150,000 to keep the story quiet: Nude hot tubbing with minors not a sex crime in Utah (if you have money)!

Q: How do you get a Mormon teenager into a hot tub?
A: Ask them “Want to perform some baptisms for the head?”

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