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Obama’s Dead Mother Baptized into Mormon Church

Posted by skiutah on Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Obama’s Mama now a Mormon! Reports from Salt Lake indicate that the LDS church has exhumed Barack Obama’s mother’s spirit and necro baptized her:

LDS leaders share insights on these dead doctrines: LDS Necro Baptisms Save Earth

Mormon Christian Mainstream Checklist:
– 4th largest Christian church in U.S.
– Polygamy now bad
– Gay marriage bad

Not So Fast Checklist:
– Offensive ordinances performed on dead people
– Interesting temple ceremonies shown on HBO


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