Book of Mormonisms

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Baptismal Font Water to be Replaced with Salt Brine

Posted by skiutah on Monday, September 1, 2008

Here’s a link to a penetrating talk by a Mormon apostle who is inspired by God: The LDS Pickle Parable

He uses a lot of phallus symbolism. In this story about “the pickle”, he states that he loves to “eat his work” and “did wax stronger and stronger in their humility, and firmer and firmer…”

Don’t they have somebody vet these talks before they give them?

Mormon Pickle Parable

Mormon Pickle Parable

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