HBO’s Big Love LDS Temple Ceremony
Posted by skiutah on Saturday, March 14, 2009
LDS Alert: HBO is airing the Mormon temple ceremony in prime time! For details click here: Big Love
We recommend that you invite a non-LDS family into your home to watch the Big Love LDS temple ceremony. Afterwards, you’ll have some explaining to do; here are some helpful guidelines:
Q: Why does God require secret handshakes and passwords to get into heaven?
A: The all powerful Lord cannot differentiate sinners from saints without special handshakes and passwords.
Q: Can non-Mormons get into heaven now that they know the secret handshakes and passwords?
A: This may be God’s way of making Mormonism more mainstream, by allowing non-Mormons into heaven.
Q: Why do men wear the Keebler Elf outfits?
A: Explaining this would be like giving a Ph.D. lecture to first graders. You don’t have the background to understand this concept.
Q: Do Mormons still believe in puerile marriage?
A: It’s “plural”, not “puerile”. Read D&C 132, for the revelation to Joseph Smith on the plurality of wives.
Q: Does this hurt Mitt Romney’s chances in 2012?
A: HBO has introduced LDS temple ceremony to the world, everybody will know how to get into heaven now, which can only help Mitt.
coventryrm said
I thought they did a very tasteful job on HBO I think the series has been very well done
blazeheliski said
My wife LOVES that show. We have them all recorded. That show is like fingernails on the chalkboard to me – more than one wife is the stuff nightmares are made of.
Blaze
skiutah said
This legally blind Mo.man apparently saved a woman from an attacker: Mo.man Saves Woman
It’s nice to see stories of blind Mo.mans saving people. They can use good publicity like this. If HBO would do a special show on this guy, that might calm down some of the anti Big Love crowd.