Here’s one Mormon missionary who can honestly claim it was the best two years of his life:
This is most likely a reenactment of a Mormon missionary wet dream. If you are currently serving on an LDS mission, for maximum effect we recommend that you watch this right before going to bed. Pray that the “next doorbell you ring” will harden you and will find a golden emission. (Note: this has little or no impact on global warming)
Boyd K. Packer explains the doorbell doctrine in The Lord’s Law of Nocturnal Emissions: “As you move closer to manhood, this little factory will sometimes produce an oversupply of this substance. The Lord has provided a way for that to be released. It will happen without any help or without any resistance from you. Perhaps, one night you will have a dream. In the course of it the release valve that controls the factory will open and release all that is excess.” General Conference, Oct., 1976
